Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
They only produce non-fat milk.
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
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