What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

Why are frogs always so happy?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?