Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
They only produce non-fat milk.
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
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