Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
They only produce non-fat milk.
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Families are like fudge.
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
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