Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
They only produce non-fat milk.
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What is an insect's favorite game?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
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