What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Why was the fish so smart?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?