What's a cow's favorite music note?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

How does a barber get to work?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What makes a glow worm glow?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Why was the picture sent to jail?