What animal has the worst mood swings?
A polar bear.
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Which animal will never go bald?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
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