What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What do naked fish play with?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?