Why do bees gossip?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?