What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

What animal always goes to heaven?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

I'm not a bad putter.

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Families are like fudge.

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What do you call a short cow?