What animal has the worst mood swings?
A polar bear.
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Which family member has tusks?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
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