What do cats eat for breakfast?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?