What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?