Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

What car can't keep a secret?