What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
I'm wood.
Where do termites go camping?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
How do you talk to a giant?
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