What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

What do you call a tired tree?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Where do actors go to pray?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?