Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

What's the most determined bird?

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Where do kittens go to school?