What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What's a frog's favorite year?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?