What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What do you call a cow with two legs?