Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What do you find at the end of everything?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why are books always so angry?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

It's allergy season again?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?