Why do librarians never make plans?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?