Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
To test the waters!
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What bee is good for your health?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
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