Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
To test the waters!
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why did the fish blush?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
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