What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?