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What is a sheep's favorite game?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

How do horses navigate at night?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What game do bats excel at?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"