I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Then it hit me.
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What is a sheep's favorite game?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What game do bats excel at?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
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