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What type of animal does well in the cold?

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Where does the president keep his razor?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

How is life like toilet paper?

What table can you never sit at?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

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