What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What famous scientist will try anything?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?