How do horses stay in such great shape?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What's E.T. short for?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What did the bee say to the flower?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?