Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What do you call bears with no ears?

What does an evil hen lay?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

How do eggs end a TV show?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

How do you drive a man crazy?