What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

When should you start writing a book?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

What utensil does water use to eat?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?