What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?