Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?