Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

Why was the dog overweight?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

What stories are told by basketball players?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

What's a frog's favorite year?