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What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What do you call a singing rodent?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

How can you farm during the winter?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?