Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Verbs are tense.
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What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Families are like fudge.
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
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Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What is a spider's favorite book?
How do you wash a lamb?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
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