How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What do you call a pig thief?

What do stars celebrate in December?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?