Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What is another term for the price of gas?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?