What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

How do automobiles fly?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?