What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?