Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Which former US President was always cold?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?