What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What day never takes itself seriously?

How did the tree feel in spring?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What do ducks have for lunch?

Why do math teachers love March?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?