What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Which is the worst season?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Why is a doctor always calm?

Why is the beach so confident?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

Why was the bud so shy?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?