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What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What do cows like to dance to?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What's a priest's favorite food?

How do automobiles fly?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

Why was the math book sad?

What do you call a magical reptile?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?