Which animal will never go bald?
A hare.
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How do cats make a birthday cake?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
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