What's a reptile's favorite movie?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Who granted the fish a wish?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?