Which animal will never go bald?
A hare.
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
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