What's the laziest vegetable?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Where do ants go to eat?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What is a king's favorite weather?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?