What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
I'd be muffin without you.
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
How was the wedding?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
How do horses navigate at night?
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