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Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?