What do you call a sleeping bull?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What do you call a pig thief?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?