What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
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What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What did summer say to spring?
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