What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What's a frog's favorite sport?