What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

Why did the frog starve?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What do cats wear to work?