Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What animal floats best?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

What's the most masculine animal?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?