Why are farmers so laid-back?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.