How does one gelatin greet another?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What's the most athletic footwear?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?