Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

When does a horse talk?

What do you find at the end of everything?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What is a cow's dream job?

Where does water do all its banking?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?