Which celebrity always frowns?

What do you call a handsome runner?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

How do you wash a lamb?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?