Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Because it's holy.
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why do cats love to work?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
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