What is a twin's favorite fruit?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Why are cause and effect so close?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?