Shoutout to my grandma!
It's the only way she can hear me!
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What's the most masculine animal?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
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