What did the stair machines call each other?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

How do fish watch TV shows?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

How do you get straight A's?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What is a robot's favorite snack?