What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

Families are like fudge.

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

I'm not a bad putter.

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?