Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?