What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What type of birds stay together forever?

How do you spot a modern spider?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Which insect makes the best father?

What kind of water does an angel like?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?