What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What snacks always have the best tan?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What words make the best athletes?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?