What do you call an exploding monkey?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Where does Superman park his cars?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

Why do moms make good vintners?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?