What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

How do you make a bear really angry?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?