What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What are you studying in math?

What is blue and not heavy?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Why do dogs run in circles?