What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?

Why are cars magic?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why was the bud so shy?

How do bunnies stay fit?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What did the Dorito say to his son?