What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

How are teens like cats?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What does a female lion call her mate?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?