Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why do trees try new things so often?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What do you call a magical reptile?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?