Why do runners watch so much TV?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

How does a barber get to work?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why are puppies so flexible?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?