Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What is the strongest animal?