What's the most expensive plate in church?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What do you call an animal pop star?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?