How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Why was the bud so shy?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

Why do two skunks argue?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

How does a taco bless the table?