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What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

Where do books sleep?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

What event do spiders love to attend?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?