Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Why do hogs play so much football?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What bird is always sad?

What says: oom oom oom?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?