Why do runners watch so much TV?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What tea do footballers drink?

How do bunnies stay fit?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?