Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

What is the strongest animal?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?