What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What makes music in your hair?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

Where do books sleep?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?