Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?