How do you send a message in the forest?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?