What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

When do mice play every day?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?