What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Why are babies so good at basketball?