What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Old yeller.
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Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
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What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
How do you compliment a cat?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
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