Why are fish such good architects?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?