What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Legal briefs.
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What fairy loves to count?
What sport do horses love to play?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
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