Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Which computer won the talent show?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?