What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
You will be mist.
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Which relative loves rice?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
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