What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
You will be mist.
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What does the sun drink out of?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
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