← Back to Puns
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Puns

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

You will be mist.

More Puns Jokes

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Puns

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Trending Jokes

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Professional

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Food & Drinks

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

You Might Also Like

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Entertainment

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

Discover More Jokes

Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Political

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Family

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Education

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Sports

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Want More Laughs?

Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!