What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

If you need help building an ark..

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

How do you arrest a pig?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?