What's a Christian's favorite sport?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

What vehicle works the hardest?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?