I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What superpower do all middle children have?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

How long do chickens work?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?