What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What day is your mom always right?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?