What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
A carpet.
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
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