What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
A carpet.
What vehicle works the hardest?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why can't Cinderella⢠play soccer?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What would a feline order at Taco BellĀ®?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
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