Why does Jesus drive so much?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why do dogs run in circles?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?