What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
A carpet.
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What did March say to the madness?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What did the woman say when Barbie⢠picked up her kids from school?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
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