What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
A carpet.
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
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