What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What dog never pays attention in class?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What animals make the best baseball players?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What was the first animal in space?