What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
A carpet.
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
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