What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

How do football players deal with their problems?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?