What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

I broke my finger!

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?