Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What horn never makes a sound?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?