Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What do birds say to encourage each other?