What did the bread do on vacation?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What shape has a knighthood?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?