Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What are the strongest days of the week?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What do you call a handsome runner?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

How do you measure a millennial?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?