What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What math figure is also in the band?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?