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Whale of Fortune.
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What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why do bees gossip?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
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How do you drive a man crazy?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
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