Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?