Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What do trees wear to the lake?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Why are baseball games at night?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?