What kind of car does a chicken have?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What sport are eggs the best at?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

How do you wash a lamb?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why did the pig go to the casino?