Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Shell-vrolet.
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why can't you trust a pig?
We had a discussion about roses.
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond⢠film?
What did the Cinderellaā¢ļø fish wear to the ball?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
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