Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Shell-vrolet.
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What car always breaks the rules?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
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