What kind of car do eggs drive?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

How is life like toilet paper?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Why did the foal cough?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?