Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Shell-vrolet.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What's a horse's favorite car?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why was the dog so popular?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why was the cat so small?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
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