What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

How are teens like cats?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Who invented fractions?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?