Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why is summer always sad?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?