How does a penguin build its house?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What siblings are always sad?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?