What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
He got lockjaw.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
How did the pirate call his mother?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why do mice need oiling?
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