What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What games do ants play with elephants?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What game does pasta always play at recess?