What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
He got lockjaw.
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
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